What Would Chuck Klosterman Do?

What you see, when you log on to your Tumblr, is a soul-exposing microblog, using the postmodern artistry of .gifs and witty one-liners to compose searing cultural criticism. What everyone else sees is the following:

10:09 AM: I LIKE AMY POEHLER
11: 45 AM: I LIKE AMY POEHLER
1:00 PM: AMYPOEHLER.GIF
3:45 PM: WHAT IS UP WITH MY HAIR?
6:00 PM: I LIKE AMY POEHLER

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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUUUUUUUUUE.

Rookie » The Five Stages of Fandom Grief

3 days ago 1 note

I remember when I first saw my parents as real human beings, like not just ‘parents’, a label that carries this responsibility that you’re a person who just knows how to handle everything that happens and you don’t have your own life and emotional problems. Having had more life experience now than when I was a teenwolf I can think of how insane it must be to be bringing up kids and having your own life and experiences. When you feel fucked up or heartbroken or stressed or pissed off, disappointed, if work is tough, if relationships are tough, if someone you know has died or is dying, if you have an illness or a private problem and there’s someone who loves you very much and totally relies on you for pretty much everything but doesn’t consider any of those things as possible stresses in your life, how must that feel?

– Teen Wolf | My Ignorant Youth

6 days ago

OUTFIT LUST.

(via Retro Style and Fashion with Sleigh Bells GQ February 2012: Wear It Now: GQ)

6 days ago

(via xkcd: Car Problems)

1 week ago 1 note View high resolution

I went straight to iTunes and bought her new release “Born To Die” in toto (how often do I do that??) because it was more than a collection of songs or a performance, it was a phenomenon. Maybe all the more so because she’s not overwhelmingly talented. The minute I hear the whisperings of “how dare she,” I’m interested. I don’t have to like it, it doesn’t have to be worthy.

– Liz Phair on Why Lana Del Rey Scares Rock’s Boys Club - Speakeasy - WSJ

1 week ago 1 note

“Stana has the perfect ’40s body; she has the world’s best… shoulders.”

(via Castle Spoilers: Castle on E! News Discussing ‘The Blue Butterfly’)

1 week ago

Your favourite memes reimagined as vintage movie posters. Glorious.

(via mememovieposters)

1 week ago 2 notes

Love this.

(via www.ohmz.net » If Wonder Woman were a Disney Princess. )

2 weeks ago 4 notes

It’s not the kind of drawing where you’re trying to get their eyes in the right place, you’re just trying to tell somebody something as directly as possible. It’s non-drawing, in a way. It’s somewhere between handwriting and drawing.

– David Shrigley interviewed by author Dave Eggers – Time Out London

2 weeks ago 1 note

photojojo:

Jocelyne Grivaud recreates Barbie as famous works of art, we love these!

Via Beautiful Decay.

2 weeks ago 1,619 notes

What Would Chuck Klosterman Do?

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